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misledghost:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

*looks down at breasts* thanksgiving will never be the same…

dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

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watcha got there


int: what is your secret talent?

int: what is your secret talent?

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 x

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

mightyenarc:

BEING FRIENDS WITH ME IS BASICALLY JUST

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asschabs:

i am evil and gay and i love to complain

insidemycar:

i wonder what this girl is doing RIGHT NOW

insidemycar:

i wonder what this girl is doing RIGHT NOW